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Tom Cruise Can Relate

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2014 at 10:00AM

His dick must look so tiny in her hands. (I'm still talking about Tom Cruise.)

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10 Amazing Half-Assed Efforts

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

Sometimes, the best way to do a job is extremely quickly, while expending the least amount of effort possible. Yes, half-assing is a time-honored tradition that dates all the way back to prehistoric times, when in lieu of a long, drawn out courtship, cavemen would instead land a life mate by bashing them over the head with a rock and dragging them home.

So in honor of those who are barely even trying at all, like our friend pictured above who parks wherever the hell his car happens to stop, I give you this hastily constructed top ten post that's virtually devoid of any substance or hard work. Click below for more… Show full post

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 11, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via BroBible]

I'm Sure Your Forearm Will Hold The Answer Soon

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

Has anyone checked on Simone's well being just incase this isn't about a relationship breakup.

[via Izismile]

See? It Even Happens To Attractive People

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

BUT: I would never dump Chris Meloni, and neither would you.

[via Daily of the Day]