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BUT: I would never dump Chris Meloni, and neither would you.

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I don't care how slutty your girlfriend used to be, Lady Liberty's had more men inside her.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

BRB, pitching Tosh.Oprah to the Comedy Central execs.

Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jean: For the guy who wants to remember his ex-girlfriend and for the guy who wants to have an ex-girlfriend.

"It worked! She automatically thought I was gay!"�-Ex-Girlfriend Jean Customer

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The premise is simple: David McCandless and his team searched 10,000 Facebook status updates for the phrases ?break up? and ?broken up" and used that information to create the graph you see above.

The idea: To try and paint a general picture of when Facebook users choose to end relationships.

The results are telling: Your significant other wants to bang other people during Spring Break.� Additionally, he/she doesn't want to go visit your family for the holidays.� Or maybe he/she wants to be single so he/she can bang your family members over the holidays.� I'm not here to judge; I'm looking at the same graph you are.

Regardless, if you're trying to end your streak of being "forever alone," right before Christmas seems to be the time to make your move.� A lot of people just got the ax.

On the flipside, if you want to avoid getting dumped, try only talking to your significant other once a year on Christmas Day.� It's the lowest break up day of the year!

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I never understood why they called this the Cable-Satellite "Public Affairs" Network, until now.

Shit, Todd Seavey! Your affairs just got real public.

That was like watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy, except everyone was ugly and his monologue was well-delivered.

So it was actually nothing like watching Grey's Anatomy.

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via CNN

Really, McDonald's? Wedding packages in Hong Kong?

Guess what, we've always had those. �This is America, dammit.

Need more proof? Fine.

More and more and more and more.

Congratulations to The Fine Brothers, creator of last night's�Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of The Last Lick, check out the video above.

And don't forget to�submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You tell 'em Andy.

Sure, we should all work to unite as one but there are some things that are just unforgivable.

We can disagree on religion, ethics, and lifestyles but we cannot disagree on what you should be watching Wednesdays nights! The line has to be drawn somewhere.

Join Andy and I in watching Tosh.0. All new episodes return June 2nd at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!

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This Craigslist ad reads:

"I'm giving away my ex's Panasonic Flatscreen. �Great condition comes with stand. �I broke up with my boyfriend because he pee'd on me while we were sleeping. �My loss is your gain."

You can break up with someone and tell your best friends, or you can break up with someone and tell the world online.

?then sell his TV and tell everyone he peed on you. This is exactly the reason the term "TMI" was invented, and I don't date crazy people.

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