Tosh.0 Blog

Holy Ghost, I'm Hammered

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Patrick was a saint, right? Let's toast him 'til we see God!"

[via The Chive]

Praise The Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

But if you're running low on faith, God might still try to push it in dry.

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The Father, The Son, And The Homework Spirit

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

Technically speaking, a Catholic school isn't allowed to fail you for this.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 10, 2014 at 6:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't hate yourself for that. As long as you don't think he's hotter than Jesus (and let's be honest, who is?), you're fine.

The Firey Hand Of Sin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

You think I masturbate with two hands?? I can totally do both at the same time.

[via Izismile]

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