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I Think This Pretty Much Sums Up Catholicism

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Johnny, show me on the crucifix where he touched you.

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That's A Little Aggressive, Church Sign

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Also: Thank her for aborting the other ones when she was in high school.

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Stealing Kids Is One Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

…but this is downright CREEPY.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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How Glorious

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 31, 2013 at 1:00PM

There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Especially Ping, whose retinas were scraped by bird claws.

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Are You There, God? It's Me, The Awkward Teenager.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 12:00PM

What's weird is that I usually like to stay -1 Bible lengths away from my partner.

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Tell Me Where This Kid Lives, I Want Him Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

Get yours today!

…The shirt, not the child. You people are animals.

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I Read That In The Kama Sutra

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

So far, my loose tongue has only gotten me into floppy, 44-year-old, divorced places.

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You've Got Some Jesus On Your Tie

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Is this an album cover? Because I'll take 20.

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Daaamn Son (Of God)

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

"I don't know this woman."-Jesus

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