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Stealing Kids Is One Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

…but this is downright CREEPY.

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How Glorious

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 31, 2013 at 1:00PM

There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Especially Ping, whose retinas were scraped by bird claws.

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You've Got Some Jesus On Your Tie

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Is this an album cover? Because I'll take 20.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sacred Cells

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 7, 2011 at 12:00PM

That'll keep those altar boys from calling for help!

We received over 700 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Anderson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Sacred Cells

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 3, 2011 at 4:00PM

People will try anything to keep AT&T from dropping their calls.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Valery Hache/Staff/AFP/Getty Images]