Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Funny TV freeze frames. I feel like I'd love to be attacked by Cheetos.
- Semen is the newest superfood. Let me know when Odwalla starts selling it.
- This 2Chainz freestyle is… well okay it's bad.
- 7 wedding dresses made out of toilet paper. Who says trailer park weddings can't be FANCY?
- Here are the Miss USA competitors. Helllllo Miss Alabama!
- Steven Seagal dancing. When is he going to pull out weapons and go beast mode?
- A penis drawing robot!†If there's one thing we need a robot to do in 2013, it's draw a dick.
- Hot blondes, who certainly†look like they're having more fun.
- 20 celebs on Vine. Snoop Dogg's wake and bake is obviously the winner.
- And another Mister Rogers Remix. You just can't have too many.
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