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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Funny TV freeze frames. I feel like I'd love to be attacked by Cheetos.
• Semen is the newest superfood. Let me know when Odwalla starts selling it.
• This 2Chainz freestyle is… well okay it's bad.
• 7 wedding dresses made out of toilet paper. Who says trailer park weddings can't be FANCY?
• Here are the Miss USA competitors. Helllllo Miss Alabama!
• Steven Seagal dancing. When is he going to pull out weapons and go beast mode?
• A penis drawing robot! If there's one thing we need a robot to do in 2013, it's draw a dick.
• Hot blondes, who certainly look like they're having more fun.
• 20 celebs on Vine. Snoop Dogg's wake and bake is obviously the winner.
• And another Mister Rogers Remix. You just can't have too many.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via YouTube]

Ae your neighbors too quiet during lovemaking? Are their windows too closed? Play this tonight when you climb into bed!

And when you get sick of that, there's always a dubstep version.

Alternately, you can come over to my apartment. My male neighbor belts Lady Gaga at all hours of the night. I've never recorded it but it basically sounds like the remix of this couple having sex minus the parts the catchy parts.

[via BIOTV]

I don't know whether to get up and dance or go the fuck to sleep.

On second thought, we should probably do what Sam Jackson says. Have you ever seen that guy when he's angry??

[via Bandcamp]

Somehow SpongeBob is the most sensibly dressed of them all.

(P.S.  If you're having trouble getting your day going, here's the 10 minute version.)

[via BuzzFeed]

Next week Tosh.0 is back with ALL NEW episodes! Tune in Tuesday at 10 when rapper Eli Porter makes a comeback like Tosh.0 has never seen before!

He does it.

There's no fairy tale that can't be improved with the addition of a drag queen and some bad words. I guess this is the unauthorized reproduction the FBI is always warning us about.

Well it's funny, bitches.

[via Stuff]

Watch the remix of Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" featuring Boyz II Men, a Tosh.0 exclusive music video.

We already know Natalie Portman's laugh at the Golden Globes was the best thing ever. But now the Internet has taken it and turned it into something glorious.

This video is sliced bread with butter.

It's a long weekend. The iPhone on Verizon. A single Ryan Reynolds.

The best made better.

[via College Humor]

If I had the money to buy a giant fruit basket with pieces of pineapple spelling out the words "Good Job", I would send it to whoever made this video.

[via TBT]