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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 13, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "OPJ in HOT ROPE."  I have no idea what that means.  So perfect…  Let's give it a title that makes sense.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ben Roberts with his title, "There's nutelling how many kids he's touched with his crepes."  It's funny because it's a delicious, chocolaty, hazelnutty pun!  Congratulations, Ben!

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 11, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 6, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker." You don't have to watch the whole video to get the point: It's a guy making crepes like Michael Jackson.  So don't watch the whole video and say, "Where was the funny part, asshole?"  I'm giving you MJ here.  That's comedic gold.  Don't complain.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Dan Haff with his title, "Best way to get inside anything is to just pound it until the hole is big enough."  Yikes.  I don't want to have to go into why this is funny.  Yikes.  Congratulations, Dan!!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 4, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Simple Way to Get Keys out of a Locked Car" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 29, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Simple Way to Get Keys out of a Locked Car."  The title's a bit long for my tastes.  I mean, it's not as long as the titles you guys suggest in the comments, but then again, what titles are??

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Rory Bourgeois with his title, "Role change: Robin saves day while Batman gobbles on wiener."  It's funny because it implies that typically Robin is a cock-gobbler!  And gobbling cock is funny!!  Congratulations, Rory!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 27, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Batman Eats a Hot Dog" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 22, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Batman Eats a Hot Dog."  We thought we'd try something different for a change.  If you hate it, fine, we'll go back to renaming cat videos.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote in another tight race was Dean Scoby with his title, "He also gives group rates on circumcisions."  It's funny because a circumcision happens to a penis and penises are hilarious!!  Congratulations, Dean!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 20, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "World's Fastest Bottle Opener" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 15, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "World's Fastest Bottle Opener."  I figured we're on a college campus right now, those alcoholics know a little something about opening bottles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Aaron Florian with his title, "Two hours of foreplay for a seven second climax."  It's funny because its a SEX JOKE.  Woop-woop!  Congratulations, Aaron!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 13, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "200 Pin Bowling" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

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