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Hey at least they weren't gossiping about each other AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

[via Acid Cow]

I have no idea what happened to the nine vehicles on the freeway or the kid who was hit by a car in the crosswalk but it's definitely going to be SUNNY ON WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.

[via The DW]

I watched this earlier and thought it was okay. But I just watched it again and now I think it's hilarious.

Maybe you need to see it more than once to really appreciate it. Like Memento. Either that or I'm desperate for things to post without Mike here.

Did you guys notice he's been gone all week? (Don't tell him if you didn't.)

One is the loneliest blogger.

[via Unique Daily]

Someone should warn Hugh Hefner.

[via The DW]

Beware!  There's a criminal on the loose!

[via The Daily What]

This notable furry, Gary Matthews, has been making headlines all across the web after legally trying to change his name in court to "Boomer the Dog."

Gary, I hate to tell you this now, but just because your parents made you eat dog food growing up doesn't make you a dog.  Your dad was just an asshole.

Things get really interesting around the 53 second mark when the reporter refers to him as an "unemployed computer technician."  Really?  Unemployed??  Really?  Computer technician??  I don't believe any of that.  Primarily because I find it hard to believe he's ever had a job as a computer technician in the past.  That would be like me waltzing around telling reporters I am an "unemployed movie star."

Well, apparently, Gary's request for a name change has been denied.  But my advice to Boomer is to start thinking bigger.  Stop trying to use the courts to change your name and start thinking lawsuits!  Check the paint in your house for lead!  Test the local water for contamination!  Sue your babysitter for tying you up with that dog collar!

Come on…  Someone had to have done something to you…