republican

My rebuttal to your rebuttal: water.

[via YouTube]

"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"

[via DoucheChillz]

Track and Barack? That's what Eminem would call a slant rhyme.

[via Barstool]

Finally, something that makes me more nauseous than listening to Rick Santorum.

[via The Daily What]

We've posted a lot of bad lip-readings.  Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain…

So you may be asking, "Guys, the Rick Santorum bad lip-reading has been out for over a month.  Why haven't you put it on the blog?"

Frankly, I watched it and didn't even realize it was a bad lip-reading.  I thought that was just Santorum being crazy ol' Santorum.

But now is the time.  Because if you look at the list above, having your BLR vid posted on the blog essentially guarantees the end of your chances as a candidate.

This is for the greater good.

[via thefrogman]

Rick Perry has a new campaign ad. In it, he says:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.

Peter Coffin went ahead and fixed that ad.

There is something wrong in this country. And it's that people like Rick Perry don't actually walk around with a giant ass for a face.

[via The Clearly Dope] [Context]

The odds may be in Ron Paul's favor now that all of America knows his plans for Liam Neeson.

[BLR, previous bad lip readings]

Maybe those women accusing him of sexual harassment were referring to all the Highlander marathons.

[BLR, previously Rick Perry]

People may disagree with Rick Perry about his stances on gay marriage and the HPV vaccination and immigration but there is not a soul in this country who doesn't think that we should get these goats for our computer industry.

[Bad Lip Reading, previously Michael Bublé]

I'm up for giving life on Mars a go.

[via IHC]