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Tonight’s Special: Scandalous Shrimp

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

Even the best affairs get tired of hotel room pizza delivery.

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Date Night Pizza

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

If you still have an erection by the time you eat leftovers the next morning you should seek medical attention.

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Babies Are Horrible Dates

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Oh I remember my first time drinking Kahlua.

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I'll Have What They're Having

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 19, 2014 at 10:00PM

"Our waffles are getting cold" is the best excuse to finish quick.

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Sandwich Envy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2014 at 9:00PM

Their most popular sandwich is the Jon Hamm and cheese.

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