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Mmm, My Favorite Station

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Need help with your nut butter creation? Just ask us (to point a space heater towards your balls)."

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Excuse Your French

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

Today's special: your punk-ass on a platter.

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Come One, Come All

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

Aunt Lucy's: a great place to get dinner, and gonorrhea.

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Ugh, SO True

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 1:00PM

So come on down to the world's most full-service barbecue restaurant.

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This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I used to look like you. Also, where's my fucking bacon?"

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Finally! A Restaurant Based On My Favorite Adult DVD

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 3, 2012 at 2:00PM

I recommend "Tyrone."

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Say Aaah, Mate

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 17, 2012 at 3:00PM

Don't remove them. Just do what I always do and pretend you're peeing into Mick Jagger's mouth.

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I Hear It's Always Open

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

People come for the pie but stay because no, you are not excused.

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How Totally Normal Of You, China

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2012 at 4:00PM

The only thing that would make it more relaxing would be if those toilets they're sitting on actually worked.

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A Dramatic Reading of a Yelp Review

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Don't go here. The broiled crab cakes are really good." -Dan B.

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