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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cow Counting

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 13, 2011 at 12:00PM

Checking your credit report in the South seems like a lot of bullshit.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After considering your likes and much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Chicken Ride

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 6, 2011 at 12:00PM

The chicken DEFINITELY came first.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jeff Thompson.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Not-So-Royal Wedding

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 29, 2011 at 12:00PM

The Royal Wedding looks bloody fun.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Phillip Barlow.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Trunk Shower

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 22, 2011 at 12:00PM

Better than the shower they're getting on the north bound traffic.

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jesse Kirner.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Grits Bath

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 15, 2011 at 12:00PM

David Blaine's newest trick.

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Adam Sullivan.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Fish Head

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 8, 2011 at 12:00PM

It was awkward when the Alzheimer's kicked in
and he tried to save all off the drowning children.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jerrett Weber.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Walk of Shame

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 1, 2011 at 12:00PM

SHAME: Students Having A Massive Erection (hence proper banner placement)

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Carl Allen.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Baby Bear

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 25, 2011 at 12:00PM


Pedobear: The Doll! (Young child accessory sold separately)

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chad Jettinghoff.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Big Shirt

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 18, 2011 at 12:00PM

"This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to try a 3 way."

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Tina Becker.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Off Road

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 11, 2011 at 12:00PM

When the fuck did the Kool-Aid guy get a car??

We received over two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Paul Quattrini.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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