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By a show of hands, who thinks he got into college based on his ACT score?

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It's never too early to return your wedding presents.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Rylan!

Hopefully we are reaching you in time, but you have a SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION and should see a doctor IMMEDIATELY!

Autopsies are still forthcoming, but early reports show that Italian journalist and television critic Beniamino Placido's death may have directly stemmed from shitting with excitement.

We're glad you're excited; we just want everyone to be safe.

Tosh.0 returns with all new episodes on Wednesday, January 13th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You're not late, Scott McGee.  You're right on time!

You see, Season 1 was just a warm up: 16 classic episodes of hilarious, laugh-out-loud, comedic-genius warm up.

Season 2 is where the action is going to be!  Our season premiere features a Web Redemption with David After Dentist!

Tosh.0 returns with all new episodes on Wednesday, January 13th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!