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"Where's Rango?"

"He'll show up. Just watch."

"…This isn't picking up where Rango left off."

"Don't worry about it."

"When's Rango coming in? This isn't even animated."

[via It Makes No Sense]

"The service either needs to be consistently good or consistently bad." -Gleana M.

[via Tastefully Offensive, previously]

"Don't go here. The broiled crab cakes are really good." -Dan B.

[via Laughing Squid]

Because you watched them discuss Kim Kardashian's sex tape and said, "But wait, how do the grandmas feel about BDSM???"

[via Buzzfeed]

Nickelback killed his father.

You've got two more days to buy those tickets, Idaho. But save one for Josh! Lord knows the internet needs that concert review.

[via The HD]

There comes a time in every guy's life when he realizes that the girl he thinks he loves actually sucks. And I am talking about Jacob's feelings for Bella.

[via i-a-b]

As opposed to 2011 as told through the average Tosh.0 fan's tweets:

May 17 at 8:56pm: "I joined Twitter just so I could chat with @danieltosh!!!!"

May 17 at 9:02pm: "Hey @danieltosh! Whhy are you such a dickwad??"

May 17 at 9:05pm: "@danieltosh refuses to talk to me. fuck twitter."

Good year, guys.

[via The Daily What]

Kailua Beach Park: They call Hawaii paradise for a reason.

[via Reddit]

I've seen the exact same review for my local Applebee's.

[via Reddit]

But the food was good? K, I'll try it.

[via imgur]