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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Slap That Cat!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 17, 2011 at 10:00AM

FRIEND #1: What'd you do last night?

FRIEND #2: I beat up two pussies at the same time.  You?

FRIEND #1: I made a video for YouTube called "slap a cat!"

FRIEND #2: That sounds fun.

FRIEND #1: Wait, wasn't my wife at your house last night?

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