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I treat my dog like he's my child? Umm, negative. My kid is tied up to a fence outside.

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Does he know how to make her recumbent, or does she have to do it herself?

Either way, it reminds me of this.

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If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

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The riding is the easy part. The hard part was the hour of blowing.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Zach Baker.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Or you could have sex!

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"Leashes?  Where we're going, we don't need leashes.  We're going to get you two euthanized."

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Chicken Riding Tortoise" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Chicken Riding Tortoise."  Something, slow cock, something.  This'll be easy.  Have fun with it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Karen Acuna Wilcox with her title, "He may scare crows, but he doesn't scare ho's."  It's funny because crows and hos rhyme.  Congratulations, Karen!

It's been a long time since we've had a good "things riding on top of other things" post.  My research shows it was way back on March 7th.

So here you go: A baby sea lion riding on the back of turtle.

Why would a sea lion ride a turtle?  Maybe it's trying to escape all those damn chuckling yokels ruining his pristine Galapagos beach with unwanted tourism.

Or maybe his Hyundai is in the shop!  Huh-haw-hee-hah!!

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Experts debate over whether obesity is caused by nature or nurture.

Sometimes it's obviously both.

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