riding

So after last night's world premiere of Happy Thoughts, Daniel's riding pretty high…

But here on the blog, Carly and I are still in charge, and the only "riding" I like to see is animals riding on top of other animals.

Luckily, last night Reddit served up this photo of a rat riding on top of a cat riding on top of a dog.

Writing for the Tosh.0 blog might not be equivalent to having your own stand-up special, but yeah, things are going pretty damn good…  Pretty damn good indeed…

[via Reddit]

Last Friday, we showed you "Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard."  I figured let's end 2010 the same way we spent a lot of 2010… with me giving you terrible turtle videos for Rename This Video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

We missed last week's Rename This Video because of Christmas, so we have to go to the previous week for a Rename This Video recap.  Bushwic won that vote with his title of "I wonder if playing with all these balls makes me a sluttybug??"  Which brings me to my New Year's resolution for 2011: Make the Rename This Video titles more like titles.  Congrats, Bushwic!

Slow news day or the best news day?

You decide.

[via The Daily What]

Someone took the monkey riding a pig video and made a song about it.

Well, now you know who is getting my vote for president in 2012.

[via FilmDrunk]

We received hundreds of comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Matt.

This is the last known picture taken of Rob before,
ironically, he was hit and killed by horse-drawn carriage.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Alright, on July 28th, I said some things…  Things about things on top of other things.  I said I was done posting such garbage.

But, OBVIOUSLY, I could have never foreseen the arrival of THIS video…  A baby monkey riding atop a tiny piglet!

So…  so…  …  …

Fuck!  I can't help myself!!  I'm a monster; don't look at me.

The problem is they just don't offer rehab for this kinda shit…

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

No one has the heart to tell him that everyone else
finished the Tour de France back in July.

Redditor whiskey9 thankfully decided to share with the world this photo he snapped of an angry kid riding a Segway down the street.

We've all been there, right?

After her third morning beer, mom's too drunk to drive, but she's grounded you from riding your bike, so she sends you off on the Segway to pick up cocktail umbrellas to make those midday daiquiris look more festive.  But you forgot today is the day of the annual boat parade where everyone stands on the walkway of the bridge and stares at the lake, so you're stuck having to stay on the road and try to dodge traffic.

So annoying!  I totally get why he's so angry.

[via The High Definite]

Say what you want about animals riding on top of other animals (or Roombas), I've pretty much backed myself into a corner whereby I have no choice but to show you these videos or else someone might accuse me of not being hip to the latest something-riding-something-else vid.

In other news, I've been fired.  Something about "too many stupid videos of animals riding on top of other animals."

I'll probably keep posting for awhile though.  My ride home is a tortoise; it may take him quite some time to get here.

[I won't be out of work long: That last tortoise joke was so bad, I've just been hired by the George Lopez show!]