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Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.
"Leashes? Where we're going, we don't need leashes. We're going to get you two euthanized."
Last Thursday, we showed you "Chicken Riding Tortoise" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Chicken Riding Tortoise." Something, slow cock, something. This'll be easy. Have fun with it.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Karen Acuna Wilcox with her title, "He may scare crows, but he doesn't scare ho's." It's funny because crows and hos rhyme. Congratulations, Karen!
It's been a long time since we've had a good "things riding on top of other things" post. My research shows it was way back on March 7th.
So here you go: A baby sea lion riding on the back of turtle.
Why would a sea lion ride a turtle? Maybe it's trying to escape all those damn chuckling yokels ruining his pristine Galapagos beach with unwanted tourism.
Or maybe his Hyundai is in the shop! Huh-haw-hee-hah!!
[via The Daily What]
Experts debate over whether obesity is caused by nature or nurture.
Sometimes it's obviously both.
[via I Am Bored]