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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]

Rihanna better watch the throne.

[via Acid Cow]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

"Hopeless" is kind of a harsh way to describe Ireland, guys.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Video Bash]

Somewhere Chris Brown and Russell Brand are jerking each other off and crying.

[via Failblog]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand.. 

I love how natural Rihanna's hair is in this one.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

You win this time, canned green tea. But who looks better paddleboarding in a bikini??

Still you. Okay.

[via interweber]

Like this… "Rihanna Kills Crew Worker: EATS HER WHOLE."

The title says it all, guys.

Do you still blame Chris Brown?

Still looking for Dove in a soapless place.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Wait, what about her necklace? Oh, I didn't see that. I was talking about her hair.

That color is not okay, children. It's not okay!

[via Gawker]