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If a message in a bottle washes up on shore, he wants to be able to read it.

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Latest fashion trend: accessorize your handjobs!

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Face it: you need to spend 3 months' salary just for a halfway decent cockring.

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Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

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"Don't bother me now, ring!  I'm having the best sex of my life!"

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What makes this even crazier is that Caroline Wozniacki was about to serve match point (you know, to win the match).

My guess is Alizé Cornet's voicemail sounded something like this…

"Oh my god!  Alizé!  I'm so sorry!  That was me.  I'm watching you on TV and I was calling and you had to go turn off your cellphone!  Oh my god!  Ha!  That's actually kind of funny.  …  But anyway, like I said, I'm watching you and you're about to lose, which sucks, or whatever, but on a good note, I was hoping we could grab dinner a little bit earlier because I am star–  Oh, and you just lost.  Awesome.  I'm leaving now.  I'll be there in about 20 minutes.  See ya.  Bye."

[via The Daily What]

Are you looking to get married but still want to show the world you in no way qualify as an adult?

Why not try a Lego wedding ring?

If the Lego bride and groom get knocked off, you're officially divorced.  It's as easy as that!

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Congratulations to Olde English, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of Hello F%$<, check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.