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No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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C'mon, lady. A TUBE TOP?!

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DOES SKIPPER EVEN OWN ANYTHING BLACK?!

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Somewhere, Whitney Houston is rolling over in her grave.

Oh wait…  Not quite yet…  She's probably still at the morgue.

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On the bright side, a fake penis running down the back of your leg is better than real semen running down the back of your leg.

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Reports have confirmed that "Macho Man" Randy Savage passed away this morning.

We here at Tosh.0 were huge fans of Macho Man.  We thought the most appropriate way to honor his memory would be to revisit one of our favorite Tosh.0 moments, Inappropriate Times to Do 'Macho Man' Randy Savage Impressions.

Randy will live on forever in our hearts.  Ooh yeah!

Other than Bieber's haircut, the other big news the past few days has been the passing of legendary comedic (at least in later years) actor Leslie Nielsen.

Hopefully at his funeral they'll recognize him by his real name… Dr. Alan Rumack.

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