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Unfortunately, here on the East Coast, The Roast of Charlie Sheen will be airing at the same time as MNF.

So I decided I'd watch whoever has done more cocaine: Charlie Sheen or the entire roster of the New York Giants.

Turns out I'll be watching the Roast of Charlie Sheen.  Comedy Central can thank L.T.'s retirement for that one.

Plus I'm hoping Mike Tyson's appearance on the Roast will somehow make up for how bad that Mayweather-Ortiz fight was.

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Sounds like your version of heaven involves a lot of people talking shit on other people.

God must be more laid back than he comes off in Utah.

The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump debuts tonight at 10:30/9:30c after an all new episode of Tosh.0.  Please try to avoid literally dying and going to heaven… at least until they are over.  Dead people don't count in the Nielsen ratings.

I'm going to be spending the rest of my evening wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Don't forget to watch The Roast of David Hasselhoff TONIGHT at 10pm/9c on Comedy Central!

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Unfortunately for Jay, it wasn't David Hasselhoff that Daniel rubbed oil all over.  It was Carrot Top.

But you've gotta love Jay's 100% confidence that Daniel was talking about the Hoff.

When Jay hears the words "sexiest man alive," in his mind there's only one person anyone could possibly be talking about… David Hasselhoff.

You know Jay's going to be watching the Roast tonight.  What else he's doing while watching the Roast, however, I don't even want to think about…

Don't forget to watch The Roast of David Hasselhoff TONIGHT at 10pm/9c on Comedy Central!

The guy who created this video called it "tribute to David Hasselhoff's Hooked On A Feeling."  I call it hilariously lame.  What do you call it?

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!

Don't forget to watch The Roast of David Hasselhoff TONIGHT at 10pm/9c on Comedy Central!

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And don't forget to watch The Roast of David Hasselhoff TONIGHT at 10pm/9c on Comedy Central!

I always knew one day a giant David Hasselhoff would come
save the world by eating David Hasselhoff.

The rumors are true.  I, Mike Pomranz, the Tosh.0 blogger, was privy to exclusive behind-the-scenes VIP access to The Roast of David Hasselhoff.

In fact, I took the picture above to show you the kind of treatment a VIP blogger receives at such an exclusive event.

So basically, when you watch The Roast of David Hasselhoff this Sunday at 10pm/9cfrom the comfort of your own couch without an awkwardly quiet group of German reporters blocking your view, rest assured that your Roast experience will be as good, if not even better, than that of a VIP.

But before you receive that VIP treatment, tune in to Comedy Central starting at 8pm/7c for a Tosh.0 mini-marathon!And check the blog on Sunday for a Tosh.0 take on some of David Hasselhoff's most memorable moments!

Check out one of our favorite Roast moments after the jump… more...

Being a Tosh.0 blogger has its perks.

One such perk is that I was able to attend the taping of the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff… including the exclusive after-party!

At said exclusive after-party, I got to hang out with big-time celebrities such as former Tosh.0 writer Kevin Biggins …and current Tosh.0 writer Nick Malis.  I said it was exclusive.

I also got close enough to Seth MacFarlane whereby I could have touched him if I would have had any reason to touch him (and trust me when I say I thought long and hard about whether or not I had a reason to touch him).

You will probably never touch the real Seth MacFarlane but what you can do is touch the fake David Hasselhoff.  Just try out our new David Hasselhoff's Treasure Chest mobile game.  To access the game, go to http://bit.ly/hoffchest on your mobile phone or text HOFF to 44686.

Wait…  Did I mention the only way they'd let me go to the Roast is if I promoted their David Hasselhoff's Treasure Chest mobile game?  That may make me sound like a sell-out, but consider this: Did I mention that the Roast had all-you-can-drink free Amstel Lights?

What Would Jesus Do?!?

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