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This Girl Is Very Upset With Kristen Stewart

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 26, 2012 at 11:00AM

By "leave them alone", she means make a Youtube video discussing the scandal in such a ridiculous way that it will definitely go viral, just in case other people hadn't heard about it yet.

[via The DW]

Favorite Celebrity Posts

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 13, 2010 at 2:00PM


Here at Tosh.0 we love making fun of celebrities.

Luckily, pop stars, actors, and Tiger Woods have given us a lot of material to work with.

So let's revisit some of the best celebrity-related posts of the past year.

The Real Tiger Woods' Scandal – Sure, the philandering was unacceptable. But Mike uncovered the dirt on an even bigger issue at hand.

Lindsay Lohan Suing Over Name – That milkaholic Lindsay made headlines again when she decided to sue E-Trade over the talking baby ad.

Justin Bieber: Joke Stealer – Many of you were as upset as I was when the baby lesbian ripped Mitch Hedberg's material.

James Franco Writes Fiction – There's lots of ketchup randomness going on in James Franco's fiction piece he wrote for Esquire. What's ketchup randomness? I have no f*cking clue.

Rob Pattinson is 'Allergic to Vaginas' – Teen hearthrob Rob Pattinson says he is "allergic to vaginas" and 100,000 girls across the country opt for a sex change.

ABOVE: Ricky Martin is Gay – Some would argue that this news story classified as one of the most shocking of all time.

Rob Pattinson is 'Allergic to Vaginas'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 16, 2010 at 3:00PM

The Internet is buzzing over Robert Pattinson’s recent racy photo shoot and interview with Details where he claims to be “allergic to vaginas”.

You know who else is allergic to vaginas? Perez Hilton, Elton John, and Lance Bass. Oh, and John Mayer — if the vagina belongs to a black woman.

Up until now we all wondered if Rob liked girls. What with the fact that so many throw themselves at him and he seems to migrate towards the one that looks most like a 14 year-old boy.

I don’t know. Maybe subtlety is the way to go? It lessened the blow when my uncle came out by telling us that he “wasn’t a fan of lingerie or boobs” and that he “kind of had a thing for Adam’s Apples”.

[via PopEater]