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Watching Your Home Being Burglarized Is The New Finding Out Later That Your Home Was Burglarized

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 17, 2011 at 2:00PM

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"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him but I thought, no, he's faster than I am. So I more or less just sat there on the lid."

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