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Hey Robot!
Can't flip a pancake?! Why don't you go love something!?
Oh, can't love something because you're a stupid robot?!
Well screw you, bitch!!
Don't worry: it's not rude to tell a robot "screw you" because those heartless pieces of crap have no feelings.
And by the way, wasn't this a scene in the movie Short Circuit? The thing that movie and this movie have in common is they both suck.
[via The Daily What]
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