rock band

This video made the rounds yesterday.  I noticed it was tagged "Tosh.0" so clearly these fine young men wanted us to see it.

Problem is, we're not big fans of FAKE videos.  That's right, guys: Your cover is blown.

First, the good news: Your acting is superb.  The guys playing the game — even the guys watching on the couch — are invested in the moment… totally in character.  Robert Pattinson would be proud.

You even considered your set up.  Some people might ask, "Well, why is this being recorded?"  But your cameraman addresses that conundrum by stating, "Who the fuck plays Rock Band on a Saturday night?  You guys are so gay."  It's a simple line, but with incredibly important subtext: He wants other people to see how "gay" this is.  It perfectly explains his motivation.  It reminds me of the screenwriting genius of a young Pat Proft.

Here's your problem though: You got all the details wrong.  Your drummer, though invested, is nowhere close to keeping a competent rhythm.  The table the TV is sitting on obviously reflects light, but no light appears to be coming from the TV set.

But most importantly, Rock Band has its own sounds.  Especially when you're failing out of the game: booing, guitar string crunching, other annoying crap.  You totally blew the soundtrack.  It's a dead giveaway.

So gentleman, for your efforts, I reward you with the worst possible fate a video can receive: a spot not on our show, but on our blog.

Congratulations!  Hopefully, the rest of you will try harder.

[via The High Definite]

Typically, drummers are the ones in a rock band who get laid.  The more amazing you are at the drums, the more ladies you get!

Unfortunately, in the game Rock Band, it's the complete opposite.  I'm pretty sure to be able to play Rock Band drums like that you need to commit yourself to a life of celibacy.

All I can say is that I hope he brings those moves and that excitement into the bedroom. Because guy has got it going on.

If I was at that church and/or Elks Lodge I  would be all over him like sparkles on a tacky dinner jacket.

[via Today's Big Thing]

Using the Internet is a young man's game.  It's like the Pepsi of leisure activities.  (That's a joke.  Pepsi blows.)

Additionally, the video games Guitar Hero and Rock Band primarily serve as recreation for the younger generations.

Also, being a snarky asshole laughing at old people 'cause they look goofy — that's entirely for people under the age of 30.

Thus, The Faster Times online article of a collection of "Photos of Old People Playing Guitar Hero" is the perfect thing for the youth of today.  It's got all the things kids crave!  The Internet, video games, laughing at the elderly: What more could you want?!?

Maybe for one brief moment to feel the true happiness of understanding the power of simple pleasures?

Meh.  The dude in the picture above is OLD!  LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[via Urlesque]