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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Turtle Orgasm
• Propeller Girl (above)
• Hammer Hand
• Walk Off Home Run
• Demolition Cars
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Male Stripper
• How To Catch A Kangaroo
• Web Redemption raw clip: Rock Climber Fail
• Lucky at Gas Pump
• Fem Skin
• A Jew Touches Ham

"Great stuff, Grandma.  Now can you wash those spoons please?  Your oatmeal is getting cold."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

"Juice-Box Hero"

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Sure he can rock & roll, but let's see how
he does in the sex and drugs department.

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[photo: Izismile]

"I'm broke and this was the only anti-theft device cheaper than The Club."

[via Reddit]

Hey second grade, ladies! If I were you I would learn how to dress punk real quick. Because it's the first day of school and Nicolas Merritt is going to be there.

And clearly he is the fucking shit.

Now kiss your moms and head out the door. Catches like Nic only stay on the monkey bars for so long.

[via Videogum]

That was easy as shit.  Let's see if this kid can handle Freddie's part in "Under Pressure."  That's the karaoke killer.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

You know why he's in a shower cap and bathrobe?

Because anything that feels this good has got to be dirty.

Go clean up, Asian Shower Dude.

[via BuzzFeed]

The good news is your baby has stopped crying.

The bad news is your baby is the antichrist.

(The other good news is I finally beat Carly to a baby video.)

[via The Daily What]

Totally different question than "How much ass does your band get?"

I only wish Zack de la Rocha was alive to see this…

Oh, he is alive?  Coulda fooled me.

[via The Daily What]