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DJ Stuart Little

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

I hope in the time it took to build this model DJ booth you realized how closely you fit the profile for a future serial killer.

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American Squirrel

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2013 at 6:00PM

It's okay buddy, I did the same thing to the 5 lb. bag of peanut M&M's that was supposed to last me all winter.

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Excuse Me, Your Earring Just Pooped

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2013 at 5:00PM

She also has her labia pierced with a guinea pig.

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Martin Rodentstein, D.D.S.

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

Um, ma'am? That's not where you're supposed to smear the peanut butter.

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Hobo Jane Always Has The Best Show-And-Tells

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

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This is actually for a report on how Happy Meals are made.

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