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This is actually for a report on how Happy Meals are made.

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Wow, looks like he's got a lot on his mind. Like "Do I have enough Weight Watcher's Points for a birdhouse later?"

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The first step is admitting you're an alcoholic squirrel.

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That's it. I fucking quit.

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We are no longer taking submissions for the Cutest Chinchilla Video Ever Contest* as we have clearly found our winner.

So stop sending us all those chinchilla videos!! Enough is enough, people.

*Not an actual contest

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BrewDog, your new beer maker of choice, has released the world's strongest ale. The 55% beer is called The End of History.

Not only is The End of History the strongest beer around, but it's also the only beer around that's encased in a dead rodent. Yep.

That's right. They even come with outfits. Hooray?

And you thought your Ed Hardy coozie made you look like an ass!

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