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Evasive Maneuvers

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

Good call. No way he uses his black belt in jiu-jitsu on you if he thinks your brain is already horribly broken.

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I'll Take These Rolls To Go

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you think that's gross, you should see what my socks are made of. (Tuna.)

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More Personal Than an Email

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 21, 2011 at 1:00PM

"You're also an inconsiderate little bitch who never replaces the toilet paper when it runs out." – Mom

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Stop The Presses!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 28, 2011 at 6:00PM

Innovations in toilet paper technology? Hells yeah!!!

It's okay to poop your pants in excitement. Because wiping your ass is now easier than ever!

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An iPhone App To Get You High

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 4, 2011 at 10:00AM

I can't tell you how many times I've stared at an iPhone and thought, How can this technology help me get high?

Well, the makers of the Roll Your Own iPhone app apparently have our best interests in mind, creating a one stop shop for joint rolling.

All you do is place your iPhone on a flat surface, lay a rolling paper across the screen, toss some pot from your grinder on top and — voilà! — the app rolls a perfect joint for you every time!

Well, actually, Roll Your Own provides detailed instructions on how to roll joints.  However, if you take any app and try my technique and then just sit on your couch long enough, eventually someone will roll a joint for you.

Which is a hundred times better than watching some crazy "How To Roll a Joint" video.  I'm too stoned for that.

[via Gizmodo]