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If you think that's gross, you should see what my socks are made of. (Tuna.)

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"You're also an inconsiderate little bitch who never replaces the toilet paper when it runs out." – Mom

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Innovations in toilet paper technology? Hells yeah!!!

It's okay to poop your pants in excitement. Because wiping your ass is now easier than ever!

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I can't tell you how many times I've stared at an iPhone and thought, How can this technology help me get high?

Well, the makers of the Roll Your Own iPhone app apparently have our best interests in mind, creating a one stop shop for joint rolling.

All you do is place your iPhone on a flat surface, lay a rolling paper across the screen, toss some pot from your grinder on top and — voilà! — the app rolls a perfect joint for you every time!

Well, actually, Roll Your Own provides detailed instructions on how to roll joints.  However, if you take any app and try my technique and then just sit on your couch long enough, eventually someone will roll a joint for you.

Which is a hundred times better than watching some crazy "How To Roll a Joint" video.  I'm too stoned for that.

[via Gizmodo]

Last Friday, we showed you "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

The video above is called "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle."  I wouldn't necessarily call that a "little mistake."  They rolled an SUV.  You guys gotta have something better…

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winning title from our last Rename This Video Vote was "Wally goes to Al Qaeda training camp" from Jeremy D.  That was my favorite too, people!  I think it's funny because why would a turtle join a terrorist group?!  Terrorist organizations aren't for turtles!  That doesn't make any sense!!  Congrats, Jeremy D!

Congratulations to Cream, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.

If you missed it, want to check out the full version, or can't get enough of "WE GOT THAT B ROLL!!" you can watch it above courtesy of Funny or Die.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be an upcoming Viewer Video on Tosh.0!