I can't tell you how many times I've stared at an iPhone and thought, How can this technology help me get high?
Well, the makers of the Roll Your Own iPhone app apparently have our best interests in mind, creating a one stop shop for joint rolling.
All you do is place your iPhone on a flat surface, lay a rolling paper across the screen, toss some pot from your grinder on top and — voilą! — the app rolls a perfect joint for you every time!
Well, actually, Roll Your Own provides detailed instructions on how to roll joints. However, if you take any app and try my technique and then just sit on your couch long enough, eventually someone will roll a joint for you.
Which is a hundred times better than watching some crazy "How To Roll a Joint" video. I'm too stoned for that.