Time To Get Comfortable
Rollercoasters are a lot like seeing your first pair of tits. The line takes FOREVER and before you know it you've splooged your jean shorts. Does that analogy work? Oh well, time for lunch!
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Rollercoasters are a lot like seeing your first pair of tits. The line takes FOREVER and before you know it you've splooged your jean shorts. Does that analogy work? Oh well, time for lunch!
[via Acid Cow]
Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.
An excited black couple, a nervous white couple, a guy on a cellphone, and Matthew Perry are riding a rollercoaster. Stop me if you've heard this one…
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Sometimes, everyone can see what is about to go wrong except for you.
Like how after you got divorced, I told you that we got the betting pool on how long your marriage would last during the reception.
This video is titled "SelfMade RollerCoaster."
Uh, no.
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