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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

I Told You, I'm Married To The MUSIC, Man

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

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How embarrassing. Everyone knows flamenco bands prefer geraniums.

[via The Chive]

Someone Call Nicholas Sparks Immediately

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 4, 2012 at 4:00PM

He's gonna have a tough time deciding whether the title should be, "Dis Shit Don't Stop" or "We At It Again".

[via Uber Humor]

Get An Anime Movie, You Two

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 20, 2012 at 6:00PM

Kissing Andrea is like eating live calamari.

[via I Am Bored]

You'll Get Those Wedding Photos In An Hour

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 14, 2012 at 4:00PM

They honeymooned in an Arby's bathroom.

[via Uber Humor]

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Robin Williams Finally Finds Love

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

On the next Maury: "I went out to buy a throw rug and came back with a husband!"

Yeah, Dad's Kept Busy Since Retirement

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Look, if Sheila were more adventurous, I wouldn't need this little guy."

[via Izismile]

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This Is Why They Look Down On Us

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 2, 2012 at 5:00PM

Shouldn't you wait to fall in love with Paris first?

[via Izismile]

Another OKCupid Success Story

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

"I told you this would happen."-Gay Marriage Opponents

[Via Acid Cow]

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Who Says Romance Is Dead?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

The best kind of cards, are index cards.

[via Imgur]

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Romance

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

One man's romantic horseback ride is another man's horrible fucking job.

[via reddit]

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