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"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"

[via DoucheChillz]

Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Sign will have to do for now.

[via Imgur]

Ann Romney helps illustrate Mitt's Federal Flexible Spending Program

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"Mr. Romney, how do you plan to help the middle class?"

[via Happy Place]

Track and Barack? That's what Eminem would call a slant rhyme.

[via Barstool]

I was finding it hard to put into words why I'm voting for Obama, until I realized it was Michelle's fat ass.

Also, we use the same hair clippers.

[via Barstool]

Now it's even harder to tell who won.

[via Happy Place]

'Cause mine's all, "Tax cuts for the rich!!"

And I'm just like, "Shut up and eat these blended peas!"

[via It Makes No Sense]

I'm going to vote for Obama, but only because I lost a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[via Tastefully Offensive]