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Oh yeah? Did you suplex a tile floor?
Then this lady doesn't want to hear about it.
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Oh yeah? Did you suplex a tile floor?
Then this lady doesn't want to hear about it.
[via PricklyLegs]
Now that the government's been cracking down on dog fighting, dogs in the hood have had to find new hobbies.
Last Thursday, we showed you "OPJ in HOT ROPE" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "OPJ in HOT ROPE." I have no idea what that means. So perfect… Let's give it a title that makes sense.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ben Roberts with his title, "There's nutelling how many kids he's touched with his crepes." It's funny because it's a delicious, chocolaty, hazelnutty pun! Congratulations, Ben!
Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.
Last Friday, we showed you "Lawn Mower of the Future" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Lawn Mower of the Future." Is lawnmower even two words?? Oh, it can be? Well, whatever, let's change this title anyway. I'm sick of looking.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote — in a tight race of terrible titles (which is my fault for picking them) — was Kyle Takacs with "Used to spit now she swallows." What can I say? Sex sells. Congratulations, Kyle!
Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.
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Wait, we can't do any of these fun things with a yard of rope. Do you know how little a yard of rope is? If you're going to follow the show with rope it should be at least 10 feet long. At least.
Or why don't you just follow the blog and Daniel's Twitter account instead? That way things don't get too out of hand before JUNE 2nd.
Last Friday, we showed you "Tarzan Learns To Swing" and asked you to give us a less corny title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.
We're changing Rename This Video! Starting this week, you'll have the weekend to submit your titles and then on Tuesdays at noon we'll post our favorites and let you vote on the best. We'll announce the winner of the poll back here on Friday. Awesome, right! Not really?? Whatever.
The video above is called "Tarzan Learns To Swing." That's almost as bad as this kid's attempt to avoid crashing into that tree. Let's come up with a better joke, guys.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
Last week's video was "Montame si te atreves" ? featuring a horse falling over backwards to hurt a jockey. A couple of you suggested this might be the horse's version of a "Surprise Trust Fall." Ha! That's show relevant. Good stuff! But I really like Dave's perverted suggestion of "Horse Gets Jockey Off" because it's a bestiality joke. Good work, Dave! You're a sicko.
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