New Every Tuesday

All New Tosh.0 App

Catch Tosh on Tour

Hot Hat

WATCH FULL EPISODES
CAPTION CHALLENGE

Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.

NOW AVAILABLE: more puke, injury, and titties than your precious soul can handle.

See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.

TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

That Was A Close One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

Tags: 

accident

airbag

beauty

blush

bronzer

car

car accident

lipstick

make-up

makeup

rouge

PREVIOUS 1 NEXT

WHAT'S HOT

Wake Up, Man Baby

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 216,095

30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 165,571

Poop Slide

Posted: 04/16/13

Total Views: 124,745

Video Breakdown - Crack Ninja - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 122,694

Baby Oil Kid

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 120,230