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As The Royal Wedding approaches and the hoopla escalates, many Americans find themselves wondering, Why should I care?

Gossip sites and even the mainstream news media keep shoving it down our throats, but it just doesn't resonate with us red-blooded American citizens who have a long history of disdain for royalty.

Well, luckily, a new website has been created specifically to clarify this issue: WhyAmericansShouldCareAboutTheRoyalWedding.com.

The site does an amazing job of really summarizing why Americans should care.  Check it out.

In what can only be described as TMZ's finest reporting hour, they've brought news that Queen Elizabeth II's panties are up for sale.

Whadaya got for me?

Some weirdo has kept the Queen's underwear for 40 years and now they're being auctioned off.

Great. Get a pic. Lay them out on that crunchy paper they use at doctor's offices.

The estate is looking to get $9,000 for the royal skivvies. Oh, fame.

We commoners can only hope that one day we'll be important enough to sell our used underwear.

[via TMZ]