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Well, maybe it's tie. Because you tuck your shirt into your basketball shorts. And insist on wearing a Mario Bros sweatband.

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Who's in turd?

We received over 500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brandon Hernaez.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Gives a whole new meaning to "having the runs."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week featured our first ever Tosh.0 Marathon
• This week's Video Breakdown featured a salvia freakout
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a fish with human lips
• Daniel showed you the benefits of having man milk
• We played your favorite game: Is It Racist?
• And Daniel tried out his homemade sex toy

Lastly, you can check out every single source clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we host our first ever marathon in Hermosa Beach!

You're gonna want to carbo-load for this one.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesday at 10.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Shut up and run, Carrie!

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel chases down this Phillies fan for a Web Redemption.

Tune in at 10!

Last Friday, we showed you "Russian Mystery Men" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Russian Mystery Men."  Thank god for Russian videos where I have no idea what anyone is saying and no idea what is going on.  It's like a blank canvas to paint a new name on.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Support Bacteria with her(?) title, "I can't believe it's not Asian!"  It's funny because you took a product name we all recognize and changed the word "butter" to the word "Asian," which works well because typically we thing of Asian people as being better at table tennis than Caucasian people.  Hilarious!  Congratulations, Support!

Every Wednesday, I eagerly check the Fan Favorite comments excited to see what suggestions you, our fans — and I like to think, my friends — have left me.

But a lot of times, like any good friend, you guys are total dicks.

Last week, I made a small typo: I wrote "Sorry to day" when I meant "Sorry to say."  Obviously, you ravenous dogs came after me.

Ryan Goosetopher Cunningham commented, "I'm Sorry to day… You can't spel."

Alright, jerk.  I spelled "day" perfectly well.  It's just not the right word.  So you can chill out.

Billy Martin wrote, "Hey mike, 'Sorry to day' you made a spelling error. While some people may say 'it was one letter off, close enough,' I say close only counts in gorseshoes and grandhenades."

Ha.  That one's actually pretty funny.  That's how it's done, Ryan.

Then Danny Haley chimed in saying, "Hey Mike…. This week my pick would be for everyone to see your terrible comedy act. I can't seem to find it on Youtube anymore. But seriously it was awful."

Okay, that doesn't even have anything to do with the typo.  That's just being a dick.  And you know what, Danny, if you want everyone to see my terrible comedy act, they're just going to have to see it in person.  Check my website for dates.  Follow me on Twitter.

All of you jerks should take a lesson from Julia Hays, who not only let my typo slide, but also chose a relevant Fan Favorite AND provided the link for me.

Julia, thanks for your perfectly sensible choice of following up last week's video of Things You Should Never Run Into a Room and Yell with the viewer response video.

That's how it's done.  The rest of you are dead to me.

Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!