running

This shirt is dedicated to the one-legged guy I'm beating.

[via T-Rex Runner]

"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."

[via The Chive]

This is gonna be the best Batman yet.

[via UberHumor]

Yesterday's Tweet and Greet got a little out of hand when Daniel decided it was time to leave. He made a 100 yard dash to his getaway car and luckily the local news was there to catch it on camera.

I could watch Chris Williams stand in front of a "green wall" with footage of Daniel sprinting behind him all day.

Get excited because one week from today your edgy, sell-out idol will be back on TV with an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0. Tune in Tuesday, September 20th at 10.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week featured our first ever Tosh.0 Marathon
• This week's Video Breakdown featured a salvia freakout
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a fish with human lips
• Daniel showed you the benefits of having man milk
• We played your favorite game: Is It Racist?
• And Daniel tried out his homemade sex toy

Lastly, you can check out every single source clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we host our first ever marathon in Hermosa Beach!

You're gonna want to carbo-load for this one.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesday at 10.

Congratulations to Talkie Pictures, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Jogger," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

No, thanks.  Masturbation provides all the cardio I need while at my computer.

[via I Am Bored]

This video of a runner falling mid-race and still coming back to win has been all over the Net.

It's an amazing, inspirational performance that really hammers home the tried and true expression, "Never give up."

Unless of course you're a man, in which case the competition would have actually been formidable and a comeback attempt would have been futile.  But if you're a woman, "Never give up."

"This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to try a 3 way."

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Tina Becker.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.