Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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You know when you get a flat tire on your bike and you're like wait, how else can I slowly get from one place to another because I don't own a car and neither do any of my friends?? And you've never heard of walking?
Well, boy do I have the Russian invention for you.
It's Vodka! Just drink that and you'll forget you were trying to go anywhere.
Fuck this tiny bike. This thing will give you knee problems.
[via The DW]
Last Thursday, we showed you a video in another language and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
And he only got 935 sexual assault charges!
But it's pretty amazing that so many of these young Russian ladies are so laid back. Remind me again why we wanted to win the Cold War?
[via Blame It on the Voices]
No hamsters were harmed in the filming of this video.
Except for the hamster that was climbing the wall. He fell to his death.
Last Friday, we showed you "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self." So many words for a title, am I right?? Let's go for something slightly shorter and far more hilarious.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
In a victory for pun lovers everywhere, the winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Samuel Edward Shopp with his title, "Mortal Tomcat." I believe this marks the first time a cat video has been retitled without using the word "pussy." I'm so proud of you guys! My little Renamers are growing up. Great work, Samuel! Congratulations!
The amount of success you have in life is directly proportionate to the amount of side boob you show.
Remember that, kids.
[via College Humor]
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