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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• White Will Smith. What the WHAT.
• Meanwhile, At McDonalds… People are disgusting human beings.
• The Dress Drake App is exactly what you'd expect. You dress Drake.
• A guy tries to break a car window with his head. Nope.
• How old is Jay-Z? Well he's from the 19th century, if that answers your question.
• Girls love mirrors. Guys love girls' bodies. Here are girl's bodies in mirrors.
• Ryan Gosling not eating his cereal, because it's Friday and I dare you not to smile at this.
• This parakeet's got a lot to say. Weird that he's never heard the phrase, "shut the fuck up".
• Is this the dumbest tweet ever? Thanks, Dwight Howard.
• 25 best pro wrestling glamour shots. Feathers and glitter and shit.
• And a bonus link! The excuse generator. I swear it wasn't my fault, the ghost of Hitler came on me.

"Not to brag, but I have the perfect body for radio."

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Also, straight dudes who have never masturbated to Mila Kunis. Looking for them as well.

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Drunk History is back!

On December 15th Allan McLeod drank half a bottle of whiskey… and then recited a classic Christmas poem. Basically, he's you at the office Christmas party.

[FoD]

I'm not going to say this parody of the movie "Drive" is actually better than the movie itself. But that's just because I always want to be on Ryan Gosling's good side.

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Ryan Gosling reading Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling is the new James Franco kissing James Franco.

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Gooood morning! Did you wake up on this beautiful Friday craving two cups of coffee, maple-bacon, aaaaand a lollipop?

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My life could not be more complete if Ryan Gosling had just walked in here to give me a back rub, a micro-pig, and a check for $100,000. Oh, what? Like that?s not the perfect morning?