ryan seacrest

Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Usher, and other celebs made the ultimate sacrifice to raise money for AIDS.

They vowed to not tweet again until fans donated $1,000,000. Cue gasps!

The thing is though, World AIDS Day came and went. And two days later, only $181,260 has been raised.

It's terrible because no money was made. But it's also hilarious because no money was made. And they've all vowed digital silence.

It could be a looong time before Kim Kardashian types again. But how will we know what she was paid to say about Millions of Milkshakes!?!!?

[via Gawker]

I don't want to brag, but last night the email you see above landed in my inbox.

That's right: Ryan Seacrest asked me to be friends with him.  On Myspace.

Seeing this friend request really inspired me… to finally delete my Myspace account immediately.

See you in hell, Myspace!  Literally.  I bet in hell the only social network they allow you to use is Myspace.