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Because F*ck It, Why Not?

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

Would you like to add fries and a pint of whiskey to make it a sadness combo?

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Inconsolable

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2014 at 1:00PM

"You ladies are lovely, but I'll smile when the Vikings address the sorry state of their secondary."

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10 Valentine's Gift Ideas

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.

But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?

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You And Me Both, Kid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2014 at 2:00PM

I played that song for my boyfriend and he just scratched his balls and said, "Cool."

And for those of you saying, "Wahh I already saw this video, Sam," please know that you are selfish. Let's let everyone enjoy it, okay?

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Flying Solo

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

For when you want to tell the world your February 14th will be primarily devoted to masturbation.

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