'Guns' And 'Coffins' Are Across The Street
This would be the perfect place for my new boutique, "I Saw You Fucking The Mailman, Susan."
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This would be the perfect place for my new boutique, "I Saw You Fucking The Mailman, Susan."
[via Buzzfeed]
My favorite part is how sad they seem.
[via SmallDogBreed]

"Oh, yeah, no, whatever, it's cool. I'll just go home and write about this in my diary for a few hours."
[via The Chive]
It looks like Richard Simmons just shit on their parade.
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