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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

'Guns' And 'Coffins' Are Across The Street

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

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This would be the perfect place for my new boutique, "I Saw You Fucking The Mailman, Susan."

[via Buzzfeed]

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Can You Tell Which One's Adopted?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"Please put me down, in every sense of that phrase."

[via Acid Cow]

'Are Either Of You My Girlfriend Yet?'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Pretty impressive 'til you realize he's also shitting and pissing himself.

[via Acid Cow]

24 Seconds Of Dogs Wearing Cowboy Hats

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 11:00AM

My favorite part is how sad they seem.

[via SmallDogBreed]THUMBdoghats

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 27, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I don't say this a lot but I feel bad for Pimp Juice. :-(

Pop Quiz

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 6:00PM

Which one is native to the island, and which one is A GHOST!?!?!

[via Break]

Any Requests?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

Good work, "Make No One's Wish" Foundation.

[via Izismile]

The Saddest Thing You'll See Today

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 19, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Oh, yeah, no, whatever, it's cool. I'll just go home and write about this in my diary for a few hours."

[via The Chive]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"OMG Olivia is so alone, I LOVE it!" -the 3 people who favorited this tweet

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Celebrate

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

It looks like Richard Simmons just shit on their parade.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Charles Logan Taft.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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