Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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My Lion King nightmares were scary enough in 2D, thank you very much.
[via The Daily What]
I haven't seen old people this sad since every time I tell my parents about my career.
[via CollegeHumor]
Year's Saddest Person
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Over the past year, the old Blog has brought you some of the sorriest, most pathetic individuals viewable in a YouTube video or JPEG. But we've narrowed it down to the five saddest, and now it's up to you, Dear Reader, to decide who goes home with the cyber-gold.
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Yes, it totally sucks that Mrs. Claus left you for Hanukkah Harry. But he's circumcised! What'd you expect?
[via Sketchy Santas]
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