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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

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The Beach Boys Are OK, But Do You Have Anything Whiter?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 3:00PM

Congratulations on making Justin Bieber look like James Brown.

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And He's Been There Ever Since

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

Hey, stop being a metaphor for my career.

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Quick: What's A Way To Look Sad And Pathetic In Front of Millions of People?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 13, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

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Guys, I'm On The New Cover Of 'Sad Teens Monthly'!

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Can't wait to buy my first car so I can take it home and eat soup off of it.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 7, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Just take comfort in knowing there are 2.5 million people doing the exact same thing. (Without you.)

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I Feel You, Babe. I Feel You.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 1, 2012 at 2:00PM

Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.

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If You Like Vomiting, Have I Got The Costume For You

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

Hey, keep at it. Maybe someday you'll ravage a hot dog stand.

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Where Are The Twist-Ties When You Need 'Em?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

Parenting Tip: This is how you keep your kids fresh.

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It's The Thought That Counts

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 3, 2012 at 1:00PM

Step 1: Find another woman to put up with your shit.

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Just Do It

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 1, 2012 at 6:00PM

And by "it" we mean "wait until college to touch a breast."

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