sadness

Year's Saddest Person

That's right, chumps! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the old Blog has brought you some of the sorriest, most pathetic individuals viewable in a YouTube video or JPEG. But we've narrowed it down to the five saddest, and now it's up to you, Dear Reader, to decide who goes home with the cyber-gold.

Enough chatter. Let's get voting.

And the nominees for Year's Saddest Person are:

• Biker Dude With Photoshopped Girlfriend
• All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry Protester
• Man With 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos
• Girl Who Ate Nothing But Chicken Nuggets For 15 Years
• Rick Reilly

Check back on December 27th and 28th to see who won!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Just take comfort in knowing there are 2.5 million people doing the exact same thing. (Without you.)

And by "it" we mean "wait until college to touch a breast."

[via Acid Cow]

Hey buddy, stop stealing Mitt Romney's act.

[via Videogum]

Who among us hasn't blown someone for unlimited pancakes at IHOP?

[via The Funniest Post]

Literally.

No wonder people are reading the internet more than the paper.

via reddit

If you browse Craigslist's missed connections, you may find love …or you may find out you've contracted an STD.

It's one way to find out.

At least the woman who posted was specific. She made sure to include both spellings of "Mark," note that he has one relative in the South, and specified that he didn't like black people.

Next time maybe she should be more specific about the people she sleeps with.

[via reddit]

I don't know who's into watching some girl's teeth grow out of her face, but someone is because they're watching this garbage online and now I've seen it. Enough already with the time lapse videos.

This little girl is supposed to go through school being mocked for having screwy teeth, be forced to get braces and stop smiling for 4 years while they fix those things. Instead, she's got thousands of YouTube views from a bunch of dental freaks who think this sort of thing is cool. Newflash: it's not! So knock it off!

(Am I being weird because I had braces for eight years and still can't eat corn on the cob like normal people? Absolutely.)

[via The Daily What]

One of these sites is legit, and the other one is a joke.   The problem is, I can't tell which is which. I thought zombies and goths were the same thing. If you're so completely filled with sadness and despair and enjoy wearing a studded dog collar around your local mall, I can't imagine you'd be motivated enough to register, connect, and date another person — let alone through an online dating service.  Aren't these kind of people supposed to hate everybody anyway?

I apologize, I'm stereotyping.  It's just that it's hard for me to believe any online dating site is legit after I was scarred watching this dating video from the eighties.

[via Gynomite]

Yeah, this is a dog doing river dance. Skipped right over sit and stay, danced right into "be awesome." My dog rules, but he can't dance on cue. This makes any cat video that's "talking," "jumping" or "ninja-ing" worthless. That's basically the point in posting this, isn't it? Do you guys remember how much I hate cats? You should. Is everyone who surfs the internet a cat lady? There should be less cats online. Don't worry, I'll be taking those weirdos down later today.