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I just don't know if I'm ready to start a family yet, generic bra models.

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I guess my dad is going to live a long, healthy life.

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… and other ways to save money on dildos.

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You know your rock band is cool when your instruments are covered in spermicide.

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"I also have an Excalibur sword for killing dragons. Just. In. Case."

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Your grandma is spreading the herp. I guess that's the real lesson on the Tosh.0 blog today.

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FIRST!

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If you browse Craigslist's missed connections, you may find love …or you may find out you've contracted an STD.

It's one way to find out.

At least the woman who posted was specific. She made sure to include both spellings of "Mark," note that he has one relative in the South, and specified that he didn't like black people.

Next time maybe she should be more specific about the people she sleeps with.

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