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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Kid Container

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 9, 2011 at 12:00PM

Casey Anthony Tupperware: "Keeping your kids looking fresh long after you kill them."

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Trent Chambers.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

The Cheapest Book You'll Never Buy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 8, 2011 at 5:00PM

I guess I do need something to line my litter box.

[thanks Ted]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Kid Container

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 6, 2011 at 4:00PM

"I'm selling the container for $5, but you
can have it for $2.50 if you also take the kid."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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The Teen Mom Trend Has to Stop

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 29, 2011 at 12:00PM

OMG!  This is the dumbest back-to-school sale ever.

Everyone knows when you get pregnant you don't go back to school…  You go straight to Hollywood!!

[via BuzzFeed]

Sale!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 18, 2011 at 4:00PM

It's about time too.  We started poisoning that son-of-a-bitch months ago.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Get 'Happy Thoughts' for 62% Off!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 17, 2011 at 8:00PM

Have you grabbed your copy of the Happy Thoughts DVD yet?

Now's the time!  In addition to Daniel's stand up special, the DVD also includes a number of extras including a behind-the-scenes look at Tosh.0!

And for a limited time, the DVD is on sale for 62% offPurchase your copy today!

The Alternative Lifestyles of SAT Prep Questions

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 15, 2011 at 2:00PM

Oh come on, SAT Prep book!  You're going to have Jake buying a dress??

This is clearly pantsuit weather.  Plus it's more flattering.  There's no way he's pulling off a dress with those legs.

[via EPICponyz]

You Can Own JFK's Air Guitar

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 12, 2011 at 2:00PM

Bid now on JFK's air guitar! It comes in a box with his loyalty to Jackie.

[via Pic Is Unrelated]

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This Looks Inappropriate

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 24, 2011 at 12:00PM

That's a suspiciously good price for Kool-Aid.  So, come on, someone could have just moved that sign there.

But I don't want to be racist about it.  It could have been a black guy.

[via EPICponyz]

When Selling a House, Presentation Is Important

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 1, 2011 at 10:00AM

"Hello, yes, I'm interested in buying your house, just one question though…  Is everything in the photos included?

"Oh!  I was talking about the towels.  I love those towels.  But…  You know…  Since you brought it up…"

[via BuzzFeed]

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