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My Life Is Over, Please Buy My Coffee Table

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

Don't worry, all the money's going to his baby mama.

[via The Chive]

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In Fact, He's Pitching A Tent Right Now!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

"It's not the size of the sign, it's how you use it."

[via Izismile]

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Did You Get Your June Gloom Tickets Yet?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

Tickets are still available for Daniel's June Gloom tour, and it is going to be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Get all the info here.

Tickets On Sale NOW For Daniel's June Gloom Tour!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 1:19AM

Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.

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I Thought This Only Existed In My Dreams

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

"It's not close to good schools but let's be honest, that's probably not going to make a difference." -Your landlord, who is also your cousin.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Let's Connect With The Customer, Let's Make A Sale!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Let's throw a black guy in there.. 'Cause it's a rap video."

"..Do any black guys work here?" -Pier One ad execs

[via videogum]

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