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Posted: 05/14/13
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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19
If You're Going To Stab Someone, At Least Wait Until Your Haircut Is Over
Otherwise your mugshot will look like this.
Police said Davis (above) was getting a haircut when the victim approached in what Davis called an "aggressive manner," so he picked up scissors and slashed the man in the back.
Let him go, Your Honor. Having to walk around with half a 'fro is punishment enough.
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