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"Hey look, there's even a little gnome on the back!"

[via UberHumor]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Army Mom Prank (above)
• A clam eating salt inspired not one, but two, parodies
• Daniel headed to bible camp
• We watched a guy try base jumping in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel auditioned to be Robert Kraft's girlfriend

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Rap Battle Surprise (above)
• Clam Eats Salt
• Naked Ninja
• Youth Camp Leap Frog
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Base Jump Fail
• Super Moonwalk
• Web Redemption raw clip: Army Mom Prank
• Sleeping in Food
• Bob Kraft Audition
• Yelling at Trucks and Trains

I often debate whether people read the post first or digest the image/video first.

We lead with the image or video because it's more visually appealing, but sometimes it makes more sense to read all the awesome things either Joselyn or Carly or I have to say about it first.

Like on this post for example.

If you didn't read what I'm writing here before trying what the image above says, I just made you look like you were in a semen swallowing competition.

Now you know better!  Always read the post first!  Use the power of your brain to not look like a dope.

[image via The Daily What, juvenile trick via Reddit]

Back in November 2001, foodie site Epicurious posted the above "recipe" for how to salt water for boiling, a common cooking technique since salt raises the boiling point of water allowing things to cook at a higher temperature (science, BITCHES!!!)

So, OK, we get it.  The recipe is a little ridiculous.  And there's something funny in the idea that you can "review" a recipe of salt and water.  (Though maybe the author is wrong.  Who knows?!  No one really knows how to cook for reals.)

Still, people have felt compelled to post sarcastic, ironic or plain inane comments… for EIGHT YEARS NOW!

Eight years this has been going on!  825 reviews as of posting time (and I'm guessing this post will cause even more people to add more dumb reviews).

Does this mean people are going to be wearing Three Wolf Moon T-shirts in 2017?!  I hope to god not!  Let's hope that awful movie 2012 is right and the end is near.  Apparently, the apocalypse is the only thing that couple stop people from reviewing Salted Water.

Or stoopid Epicurious could just turn off the reviews section.  (PLS!)