sand

The beach is fun. Period.

[via Acid Cow]

"Yeah, it was really incredible. Blue skies, white sand, and we had the whole beach to ourselves."

[via Izismile]

He's also my accountant.

[via Izismile]

He can try to help all he wants, but she's always gonna have sand in her vagina.

[via The Chive]

But not as big of a dick as you are.

[via Lulz]

Personally, I hate it when I get sand in or near my buttcrack. So this just looks like the fucking worst.

[via reddit]

There is a sand castle that's about to get OWNED.

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The Battle of Piña Colada

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Gilligan, how the f*** can the Professor make a piano but not fix the damn ship!?!

We received over fifteen hundred comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hunter Red.

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Billy Joel's been drinking again and now someone has to clean up the mess.

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