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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

Yeah, Animals Love Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 5:00PM

thebirds

It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

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kids

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I Hate When Oprah Makes My Lunches

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 10:00AM

moneysandwich

"I said I wanted cheese, not cheddar."

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

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yum

Goes Great With A Bacon Ranch Burger

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 2:00PM

poptarticecream

 

Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

[via Huffington Post]

Raul, I Think Someone Has A Little Crush On You

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

SUBWAYSITTER

"All right, Ma'am, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

[via UberHumor]

God Bless America

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

sandwichholder2

Great, now I'm able to hold hands with the girlfriend I don't have.

[via Neatorama]

I Appreciate Your Honesty, Store

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

Honestly, I'd try it if I didn't have all that cum for breakfast.

[via Break]

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Show Me To The Cold Cuts

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

Asian Lady? Big Sandwich? Guys, I have an idea for the BEST. PORN. EVER.

[via Imgur]

Chapter 1: Don't Read This Book In Public

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 21, 2012 at 3:00PM

Is there a book about how to do the opposite of that? Cuz my family will be here any minute.

[via Acid Cow]

Imma Take A Bite Out Of That

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2012 at 2:00PM

The ham sandwich at Quiznos tastes exactly like this.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

Tags: 

ass

butt

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The Tastiest Form of Domestic Abuse

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 3, 2012 at 3:00PM

According to The Huffington Post, a man was arrested after allegedly attacking his wife with a sandwich by pushing her down and rubbing the sandwich on her face.

The man has been charged with one count of assault and three counts of wasting tuna.

Tags: 

abuse

bread

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nebraska

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turkey

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