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It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

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"I said I wanted cheese, not cheddar."

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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

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"All right, Ma'am, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

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Great, now I'm able to hold hands with the girlfriend I don't have.

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Honestly, I'd try it if I didn't have all that cum for breakfast.

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Asian Lady? Big Sandwich? Guys, I have an idea for the BEST. PORN. EVER.

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Is there a book about how to do the opposite of that? Cuz my family will be here any minute.

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The ham sandwich at Quiznos tastes exactly like this.

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According to The Huffington Post, a man was arrested after allegedly attacking his wife with a sandwich by pushing her down and rubbing the sandwich on her face.

The man has been charged with one count of assault and three counts of wasting tuna.