satan

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

[photo via Vidiload]

He forgot "do the Master Cleanse every 2-3 months."

[via Poorly Dressed]

My Uncle Bob felt the exact same way! RIP Aunt Nancy. Now you are perfect.

[via I am Bored]

Dog mauls owner's face at 18 second mark.

[via BuzzFeed]

Have you hird of sateen? It's a soft fabric used in bed sheets that makes you do bad thagings.

[via The DW]

Satan honey, I think you're really hot

So hot

You burned an angel this year…

Satan baby, hurry up from hell tonight

[via The Chive]

I was perusing the web last night when I came across what could quite possibly be the scariest and least effective Internet ad around.

Make a Baby promises to combine photos of you and your significant other to create a possible picture of your child. And to demonstrate how amazing their service is, they show you what a child born of Satan and the Cheshire Cat would look like.

Umm, Make a Baby? Maybe if you replaced your demon mascot with a picture of, say, any other kid at all I would be inclined to try your service. But as of now I'm just frightened.