scared

…Except cunnilingus.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Wait so- he was lip syncing??

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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"The miracle of life is beautiful!" -My 9th grade biology teacher, who's neither one of these dudes.

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This is just like that Hitchcock movie "The Birds", except not scary at all and this kid is a pussy.

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Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Scared Baby
• Stay Positive
• Mushroom Sex Toy
• I'm So Pale
• Watch The Background

There's gotta be a better way to give your kid Pauly D hair.

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Check us out at www.myspace.com/scaredblackwoman.

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'Cause mine's all, "Tax cuts for the rich!!"

And I'm just like, "Shut up and eat these blended peas!"

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Breathe a sigh of relief, Mom. He isn't going to grow up to be this guy. Or this one. Or him.

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Hopefully his present was ten years of therapy.

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