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Parenting Fail Friday!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 23, 2010 at 10:00AM

It's Friday. And you've done some regrettable things this week. You cheated on your girlfriend, lied to your boss, hurt your mom's feelings, and stole ideas from your coworker. After all that, you stepped on a puppy.

But you didn't scar your five-year-old son for the rest of his life. So there.

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